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Conversations with the Husband

"Darling," I said, apparently in a dangerous tone of voice, "I was fishing for a compliment."

Jeff looked up from a piece of paper with panic in his eyes, "Yes! No! 42! You're pretty. I love you."

I just looked at him.

"I'm sorry, hon. I was reading. I missed what you said."

I smiled. "Yeah, I noticed. I said, 'I'm feeling sexy this morning with my hair all wavy and mussed.'"

He looked me over and nodded, smiling now, "Yeah, you do. You've got the curls from last night going on and it all mussed. You are sexy this morning. I like it."

"Thank you, dear. You can go back to reading about Arkham Horror."

"Nope. I'm done. I'll just look at you.

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seductionjunkie
Aug. 24th, 2010 05:46 am (UTC)
LOL!! Hilarious!
nix26gonzo
Aug. 25th, 2010 05:19 pm (UTC)
I loved how he added that 'I love you' in on that first response to cover anything he might have done or not done..

I sent this to a friend that is feeling extremely stressed at planning her own wedding, in hopes that it would cheer her up
skitabug
Aug. 25th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
It did. :)
gaaneden
Aug. 25th, 2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
I'm glad it did. Jeff and I have been married for 2.5 years now and they have been awesome.

The best advice I can give you about your wedding itself is twofold: 1. No matter what happens, at the end of the day, you will be married. 2. If anything "interesting" does happen on your wedding day, you are set for a wedding war story for the rest of your life.

Finally, my best advice to give to you as a married lass... plan at least one night away from each other each week. Keep your own lives and that way you will have something new to share with your loved one when you are together.
celedraug
Aug. 25th, 2010 09:57 pm (UTC)
*rofl*

I think I'm going to have to send this to the DH as well, since mine doesn't do social sites.

Just for the humor factor. :)
gaaneden
Aug. 25th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
I hope DH enjoys it. My life with Jeff is wonderful and weird.
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