Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Conversations with the Husband

"Have you opened your new TomTom yet?"

"No, not yet. Soon."

"Then you'll download the voice you want."

"Yep. John Cleese. Mr. Cleese will be my co-pilot."

"Can't he be the navigator?"

"I suppose. That's what he's doing, navigating."

"I'm your co-pilot… and pilot."

"You're my partner."

"In crime."

"And love."

"And love. Partner in crime and non-crime things."

"Right."
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