Me: "Um, yeah, honey. Snow is cold."
"No, this is really cold snow. Cold-cold snow."
"Snow is cold."
"Yes, but this is the kind of snow that is colder than normal snow."
"What? How is that possible?"
"Trust me on this one. I put my hands in it. It's extra cold snow."
"I'm not putting my hands in the snow."
"I know. I don't want you to. This is really cold snow."