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Conversations with the Husband

Him: "Holy crap, that is some cold snow."

Me: "Um, yeah, honey. Snow is cold."

"No, this is really cold snow. Cold-cold snow."

"Snow is cold."

"Yes, but this is the kind of snow that is colder than normal snow."

"What? How is that possible?"

"Trust me on this one. I put my hands in it. It's extra cold snow."

"I'm not putting my hands in the snow."

"I know. I don't want you to. This is really cold snow."

"Whatever. Weirdo."

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baronlaw
Dec. 24th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Umm gotta agree with the hubby on this one, snow is kinda the same temp no matter what. ;)
gaaneden
Dec. 24th, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
He was the one calling the snow cold.
baronlaw
Dec. 24th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
Whoops reverse that, I agree with you totally!
dbara
Dec. 24th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Cold Snow, Warm Heart
It was colder this year. I was thowing bare-handed snowballs for the dogs and I could only manage 2 or 3 before it started to hurt. Usually it's 5 or 6, at least. I even commented on it to the spouse.

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fetishnun
Dec. 24th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
Its actually colder today.

HOW I do not know... but it is. Im thinking it has to do with the relative snow to air temperature difference and the amount of wet the snow has.
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digitaleopard
Dec. 25th, 2008 11:20 am (UTC)
Braainns
Any crystals that reach 25 deg. Kelvin become Zombie Ice Crystals. They form into cluster groups (Zombie Snowballs, usually referred to as Z-Balls) which throw themselves at the faces of likely victims. Any portion of a Z-Ball that ends up in a users mouth or other orifice then detaches and begins looking for brains.

Warm brains.
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