Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
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Conversations with the Husband

"Esme's been really affectionate lately. Do you think she knows I'm sick?"

"Of course she does. She's waiting around for you to die. Then she'll eat you."

*lots of laughter* "That's amusing."

"You think I'm joking."

"No. I know you're not. And it all makes sense now." *to the cat in a "you're a good kitty" tone of voice* "You're just waiting to eat me, aren't you?"
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