I see we're playing cat origami with me tonight. Esme, do you have to lay perpendicular to my body at my feet? Yes, I suppose you do.
Here you go, Isis, under the covers. EEK! That's my belly button. No cold nose on the belly button.
Hello Pharaoh. How ya doing? No, I wouldn't go down that way. Esme's there and she'll hiss at you.
See? I told you so.
Erf. Ok. Tuck in behind my knees. That's safe enough.
Isis, stop. Seriously kitten, your head will not fit up my nose. I promise you.
No. Really. It won't. Stop it. Isis!
Erk. Pharaoh, get off my hair. No, you don't get to share the pillow with me.
Kittens! The bed is not a wrestling mat. Stop it. No wrestling. I will toss you two off the bed.
Isis, dammit! You will not fit up my nose!
Pharaoh, go bother Jeff.
Esme, could you make me any more uncomfortable?
Here you go, Isis, under the covers. EEK! That's my belly button. No cold nose on the belly button.
Hello Pharaoh. How ya doing? No, I wouldn't go down that way. Esme's there and she'll hiss at you.
See? I told you so.
Erf. Ok. Tuck in behind my knees. That's safe enough.
Isis, stop. Seriously kitten, your head will not fit up my nose. I promise you.
No. Really. It won't. Stop it. Isis!
Erk. Pharaoh, get off my hair. No, you don't get to share the pillow with me.
Kittens! The bed is not a wrestling mat. Stop it. No wrestling. I will toss you two off the bed.
Isis, dammit! You will not fit up my nose!
Pharaoh, go bother Jeff.
Esme, could you make me any more uncomfortable?
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With James, it's his head trying to fit into my mouth.
Last night's one line like this for me was: Arnold, no, I really don't think that's the way you hump a girl-kitty. That's just... weird, Arnold. Especially since Winnifred is your mother.