Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Conversations with kittens...

Hi kittens!

Yes, these are your litter boxes.

No, I'm not doing something unholy to them. I'm cleaning them out just like I do every other day. Trust me, you prefer it this way and so do we.

Yes, it is interesting the way the scoop goes through the litter.

No, you can't play with it.

Wait, stop! Pharaoh, get out of the litter box while I'm cleaning it.

Seriously, kitten, get out!

Oh, ew. You would, wouldn't you. Fine. I'll clean the other one. Good thing for you, I was almost done.

Dear God and little fishes, what have you been eating?

Oh, yes. Everything you shouldn't - from garbage to ramen to cardboard to the sheepskin rug.

Isis, get out of the damn litter box until I'm done!

You know, the only reason you two are alive is because you're cute.
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