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Conversations with kittens...

Hi kittens!

Yes, these are your litter boxes.

No, I'm not doing something unholy to them. I'm cleaning them out just like I do every other day. Trust me, you prefer it this way and so do we.

Yes, it is interesting the way the scoop goes through the litter.

No, you can't play with it.

Wait, stop! Pharaoh, get out of the litter box while I'm cleaning it.

Seriously, kitten, get out!

Oh, ew. You would, wouldn't you. Fine. I'll clean the other one. Good thing for you, I was almost done.

Dear God and little fishes, what have you been eating?

Oh, yes. Everything you shouldn't - from garbage to ramen to cardboard to the sheepskin rug.

Isis, get out of the damn litter box until I'm done!

You know, the only reason you two are alive is because you're cute.

Comments

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guruwench
Apr. 8th, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC)
*laughs* This made me laugh and smile, which was just what I needed after a stressful phone call. Thank you for sharing. :)
gothboiblinkie
Apr. 8th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
These sound so much like the conversations I have with Jen's puppy... she survives off her cuteness and gets into loads of trouble. Spoiled brat that she is...
labyrinthman
Apr. 8th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
So goddamned true.
baronlaw
Apr. 8th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
This is what happens when you name kitties after Kings and Gods. ;)
davesc4545
Apr. 8th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
and yet if it were not for them what would you post about .kittens go lol...
poetry_lady
Apr. 9th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
Boy, I thought my Arnold was bad for glaring at me to hurry up--he has to use the box IMMEDIATELY after I clean it. I guess it could be a lot worse...

I look forward to meeting the extreme cuteness...
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