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Conversations with kittens...

Holy Toledo! What the hell did you guys do?

No, I won't feed you. I don't care if I'm in the kitchen. Look at this mess.

No, don't play with it. I have to clean it up.

Yes, this is Mr. Broom. It won't hurt you.

No, don't bite it!

No!

No. No. NO!!

Thank you.

No, I won't feed you. It's morning. You get fed at night.

Yes, you're cute. No, I won't feed you. You aren't starving.

Hi Esme!

No, don't hiss at them. It's OK, Esme-girl.

Oh, Pharaoh, leave her tail alone. You'll regret it. Seriously, kitten...

I told you so.

Kittens, c'mere. Leave Esme alone.

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gaaneden
Apr. 3rd, 2008 04:40 am (UTC)
This was the morning conversation when I discovered the ramen mess.
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gaaneden
Apr. 3rd, 2008 04:44 am (UTC)
What's the weirdest mess your cats have ever made?
untall
Apr. 3rd, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
Strange Messes
I'm fairly certain the craziest cat mess I've ever come across was the time my little brother left the cap off the toothpaste tube. Normally cats hate the smell and taste of toothpaste -- it's way too strong and minty -- but Hip Hop thought it was the most delicious goop this side of the turkey-flavored Gerber's. I walked in to take a shower and discovered a bathroom countertop festooned in bright blue toothpaste-colored prints of paw pads and toungue marks... and Hip Hop sitting in the sink, looking at me, "SAY I HAV CAT FUD BREATH NAO, SUCKA" *licks nose*
psyop6
Apr. 3rd, 2008 01:22 pm (UTC)
You're not foolin' anyone, y'know--especially the cats.

*They* can see the otherwise-invisible word SUCKER printed across your forhead...
b5fan
Apr. 3rd, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
Belated Congrats
Jeez, I'm gone for a while and everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur and... and... stuff.

It looks like your life is heading in a most positive direction. Congratulations on the wedding. Geez I feel old, going on 15 years for me. Wait... I AM old!
mamapduck
Apr. 3rd, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
I sat the bunny down last night for a heart to heart about proper uses of a broom ie. not for eating.

Today I am buying a new broom. Stinker.
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