Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Conversations with the kittens

Oh, hello Isis.

Yes, you are cute but I'm working right now.

No, it isn't time to play the "jump on Mom's shoulder" game.

Repeat x 5.

Oh, all right. Just a couple of pets.

No, you cannot shove your head up my nose. Really. It won't fit. I promise.

Yes, my chest is comfy and soft. Jeff likes it too but I really don't want you making a habit of sitting there. Right now, you're only three pounds or so and you fit. In a year, you'll be at least 11 or 12 pounds and it won't be comfortable.

I don't care if Esme does it. I'm usually laying back on the bed or on a chair and not ... oooof!

Ok. Playtime is done. I have to work.

Down.

No, down.

Down, down, down, down, down! Don't make me get the squirt bottle!

Ok. Thank you.

*pause*

Oh, hello Pharaoh.

Yes, you are cute but I'm working right now.

...
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