2. Lived in a 300 year old mansion in Europe complete with bell tower and escape tunnel.
3. Fallen out a two story window, landed on my head/shoulder and walked away with only a bruise.
4. Had fantasy author Ed Greenwood suck my finger in public. (Short story. I'm still confused.)
5. Introduced a friend as "This is Ryan, my champion for all things penis related."
6. Shot a Smith & Wesson .50 caliber hunting revolver. (The kick back was so hard it cracked my thumb bone.)
7. Repelled out of an 8th story dorm window at night with my best friend... because I could.
8. Visited the oldest abbey in the world.
9. Went to eleven different schools on two different continents by the time I was 17.
10. Fostered 46 kittens in two different states. (Obviously, not at the same time. The most at one time was 7 kittens.)