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Freaky Deviant

I am one giant freak and bundle of stress made up of moving from one home to another, PMS, "discussions" with family over the wedding (yes, already) and general holiday madness. Everything is rubbing me wrong. I'm dealing with it by comfort eating and distracting myself with work... or random scientific acts... like scratching glass with my diamond ring. Turns out, it is surprisingly easy to scratch glass with a diamond. Now, I'm going to have to resist the urge to scratch the windows of stupid people who park like morons. Yes, deep down inside, I'm deviant.


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Dec. 12th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)
If they park in such a way as to prevent you from accessing your OWN vehicle normally, they deserve it. No really.
Dec. 12th, 2007 08:07 am (UTC)
I have a couple of suggestions.

Keep up the scientific experimentation. You could have some fun with figuring out how hard it is to scratch different things. You could also test to figure out how deep an indentation the ring leaves when you punch something.

Call someone who understands and doesn't mind mood swings and stress bundles. Most of us qualify, and won't mind late night calls.

Shoot things. At a range, please.

We could, if you like, combine two or more of the above. I think an afternoon away from everything - including your cell phone - would do you a lot of good. Just a thought.
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
Next week. Plus, I want to check out Kenmore up by my house.
Dec. 12th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
No rush. Also, if the mood takes you - if you suddenly have the urge to do socially unacceptable damage, or whatever - give me a call anytime.
Dec. 12th, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
"How bout a hug instead? That's the best kind of magic!"

hehe. Got to love Mr. Merlin.

Seriously, tho, I think pretty much everyone understands, and we hope you get to de-stress in a non (personal) destructive way soon. :)
Dec. 12th, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
As a side note, you might not want to go around scratching things with your ring unless, you know, you need to escape from a death trap. See, diamonds are unbelievably hard, but they're somewhat brittle from what I hear. This is how they're cut in the first place. Which means that while you won't break the diamond, you could shatter it/cleave it/etc.
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