I am really angry at the universe right now. Angry beyond rational speech or thought. This means I am lashing out. If you present any sort of valid target for this aimless fury, you will receive the full brunt of my over-reaction towards whatever you did to annoy me. I'm not going to apologize for it. Not right now. I'm not in a forgiving mood. My advice to you is not to present yourself as a valid target. You've been warned.
There are some protected people when it comes to my anger. If you don't know if you are one of the protected people, you probably aren't. Please tread carefully.