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Reason #99 to love my guy - When I explained the reason why I have a 22 inch aluminum bat as part of my apocalypse preparedness kit, he decided that we needed "his" and "hers" apocalyptic bats. His will be a full sized wooden bat that he can use two handed and mine will be my aluminum bat that I can use one handed. He'll fight off the hoards while I unlock the gun cabinet, wield the torch or break into the army reserve unit.

Reason #227 to love my guy - Last night he pointed out to me that when the apocalypse comes, his house will still work fine for a while the way he has it set up. We'll have heat, a way to cook food and even have hot water.

Reason #228 to love my guy - He actually does begin sentences with "When the apocalypse comes..."


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Aug. 10th, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)

Fred and I were recently discussing the apocalypse. It comes up sometimes, ya know, like ya do.

See my quotes post for part of that plan.

I'll explain the vodka if you want. Lemme know.
Aug. 10th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
You've got to explain the vodka part!
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
Fred is a mean-ass drunk on vodka. According to him and some of his friends, anyway. I've never seen it b/c he won't touch the stuff around me. He'll only drink it if he has a reason he wants to get mean. And hey, zombies are a good reason to get mean!

So, in the case of the zombie apocalypse happening, he's instructed me to load him up with vodka and hand him a weapon. He's already a big guy with a lot of fight in him, so I imagine the vodka will just give him more impetus to "Fred SMASH!" :)

Vodka. For all your undead re-dead-ifying needs. :)

Aug. 10th, 2007 07:03 pm (UTC)
Well. That's funny and interesting. :)
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:04 pm (UTC)
Heh, thanks. I figure we got the inevitable zombies covered; now to stock up on food, water, etc. :)
Aug. 10th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
Do you know domestinatrix? (another person preparing for the apocalypse -- I think you might enjoy her)
Aug. 10th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
lol. :)
Aug. 11th, 2007 02:12 am (UTC)
Nothing beats the reverse imprint of
on your fallen opponents!
Aug. 11th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
And that is exactly what he bought tonight!
Aug. 11th, 2007 04:55 am (UTC)
Ah a man who knows his weapons... The Warriors style.
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Aug. 13th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
Awww. That's a good guy.
Aug. 13th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC)
This post amused me... especially cuz I can totally see ur dude sayin' that.
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