Weird, I can't find the "Transcribe" link. Maybe I'm not authorized? Anyway, here's my stab at it, which some authorized person can feel free to copy-paste into a transcription field:

Good morning, I am sitting outside the Weed Airport at the Woodstock(?) here in California. I must admit (that) I did not expect to be strafed by birds while heading to the bathroom, but apparently somebody's got a nest nearby and I got strafed twice. Nothing like being attacked by a insane bird at, you know, 7:30 in the morning. I am making good time. I'll check in later. Bye.