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It's not every morning you wake yourself shouting "Fuck you, you stupid bitch!" at a red dragon trying to get into your bathroom window to eat you.

Now, if I can remember the rest of the dream, I'm set. It included my friend Shauna reading a "Dispel Dragons" book and Alton Brown as a fantasy clockmaker genius.



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Feb. 28th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC)
Alton Brown as a fantasy clockmaker genius.

That doesn't sound all that unlikely, actually... :)
Feb. 28th, 2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
and Alton Brown as a fantasy clockmaker genius.

I call that "Tuesday."
Feb. 28th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
The fuck?!

That's actually pretty cool, but . . . well . . . maybe not the nearly being eaten part.

I love weird dreams.
Feb. 28th, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
I had no fear of being eaten. I was just buying time for the rest of the group. Shauna was supposed to be dispelling the dragon - who, btw, was also a woman in a red dress and a white mask. It was a very interesting dream from the flashes I get from it.
Feb. 28th, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
Now THAT is cool. I'm down with that.

I haven't been having "good" dreams lately, you know, the interesting ones. I miss it.
Feb. 28th, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
You might want to try some vitamin B or some melatonin. Also, if you can do it, set your alarm for 30-60 minutes before you have to get up and hit the snooze button a lot. That's how I remember my dreams.
Feb. 28th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
Also, putting it down on paper as soon as you wake up helps too. You won't notice an immediate change, but gradually your brain will start to count them as important again and you'll remember them better.
Feb. 28th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
Okay, that's just fucking awesome.
Feb. 28th, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC)
if you can't remember the rest, there's always tonight.

or, actually, i don't know if other people have episodic dreams. do you?

Feb. 28th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
If your friend Shauna is the one I'm thinking of, you do know that she probably summoned the danged dragon in the first place.

Just to see what would happen.

Because her daughter told her to.

Mar. 1st, 2007 06:39 am (UTC)
Yep and probably.
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