... you frequently kill off your friends in stories because you know it amuses them and you.
... you get up at 9am on a workday and don't feel guilty about it.
... you work over the weekend - voluntarily.
... your office is your laptop.
... the hardest part of your job is getting out of the house to go to the gym.
... you forget that there are Federal holidays.
... you distract yourself with LJ while your mind chews over a plot point in the current writing project.