CuteEditorDude: Sure. You mean he's actually supposed to look through the site and read the submission guidelines?
Jenn/Me: Now, you're being a PITA!
CuteEditorDude: Wasn't this a call for superhero stories? Aren't you doing a superhero anthology?
Jenn/Me: I keel joo!
CuteEditorDude: I've got this really great idea about a kid, who gets bitten by a radioactive spider...
Jenn/Me: *stabbity*stabbity* *maim*
CuteEditorDude: You can't hurt me, I have super powers. I'm invulnerable to your pitiful attempts to stab me through your keyboard.
Jenn/Me: "Hello. My name is Jennifer Brozek. You didn't read my guidelines. Prepare to be rejected!"
CuteEditorDude: rotflmao - Ah, I'm in a much better mood now. Thanks, Jenn.
Jenn/Me: You are welcome.