ECM must complete the AFROTC fitness test. This includes:
Verification: An independent, unbiased witness before con (Your lovely wife will do if she is willing) or La Gatita witnessing it at con.
La Gatita must meet the amazing goal of 100+ pounds lost from her highest weight. This means she needs to be 229 lbs or less by Conquest.
Verification: Her evil scale and photos of that scale.
1. If ECM wins, La Gatita de la Chispa will buy ECM his favorite bottle of scotch and keep his glass full during the evening.
2. If La Gatita wins, ECM is to buy her two bottles of Nivole and keep her glass full during the evening.
3. If Both win, each will buy their own booze and toast each other all night.
4. If NEITHER wins... Team Volare will determine what the punishment will be if both of us are slackers.
Just in case you are interested in what I looked like at my highest weight in 2000 just before I broke my leg and made the decision to actively start trying to lose weight.
My icon is from March 2006.