Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
gaaneden

It's a conspiracy!

I want to write a story about getting spam like this.


Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 05:04:14 -0100
From: Winston [email]
To: Peulius [email]
Subject: How's work

Hey, hitting the gym but not getting the results you've been expecting.

I am, but things changed when I glanced at these guys at [URL]. whimp Packard reform mean;

crying, over CJRSor how I does die for



That is the whole email with the email address and URL edited out. It is written like it is a code. I'm pondering the idea of a conspiracy nut who discovers a secret global plot of world domination coordinated through this sort of spam.

Or, does he?

Is he insane or not?

EDIT: Here's another one!


Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 02:51:33 +1200
From: Jayson [email]
To: Wet [email]
Subject: hope this is it

Been sick of being over weight?
Tired of not being able to squeeze into your clothes? Read up on it at [URL]. human slaughter did Bar

affairs, I come one and Sunday to cattle

Jayson
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