*whew* It's gonna be a tough, tight challenge. However, I say unto you, my friends...
artistic_chaos: See you in March and Happy Birthday!
macklinr: Get your pen ready. It will be you writing about the wonderfulness of me!
artname: Keep that checkbook closed! No donations to odious causes.
manictao: Ah, my friend, you will look mighty fine serving me liquid bliss while wearing your Bishop's coat.