With M&Ms, I like to sort them by color. Then, eat them by color. Blue, then orange then yellow then red, then brown, then green. That's the way I eat my M&Ms. Don't mess with me when I'm eating my M&Ms. Especially don't mess with me about the way I eat my M&Ms. You have been warned.
My coworker walked by, "Skittles?"
"You sorted them."
"You know they all taste the same, don't you?"
*glare of doom* "No. They don't."
"Oh. Oh! Ok. No. They don't. You win."
He scurried away after that and I continued to eat the blue M&Ms. *Hmph* Everyone knows that green M&Ms taste the best. That's why I eat them last.