Now, I want coffee when I know, if I'm going to drag my happy ass out of the house, I should go get a coldbuster from Jamba Juice. Maybe I should do both and put the coldbuster in the fridge. Of course, it does mean getting myself to a point where I could leave the house.
I almost feel like pulling a Hans and imperiously demanding warm cookies and a white chocolate mocha from Starbucks. However, I don't think he got his warm cookies.