Rory: you raided my stash?!
Jenn/Me: There was one in the frig
Jenn/Me: It called my name.
Rory: i'm sure it did
Jenn/Me: it did. The other people in the breakroom were looking at the frig with fear. I mean, wouldn't you if something within was softly calling "Jennifer... Jennifer... come get me...."?
Jenn/Me: Then, to have it start yelling when I walked in? It startled me. That's for sure.
Rory: i see
Rory: threats of violence with its fruity goodness?
Jenn/Me: No. Just a persistent siren song. You know what I'm talking about.