I just got a Nigeria spam from "Kelvin Jones" which I misread to "Kevin Jones" an ultra fabulous friend of mine from the Bay Area. I got all excited that he was writing. In the 5 seconds or so that it took the email to open, I imagined that he was announcing his wife was pregnant or that he was moving to New Zealand or that he was ready for a trip to Port Townsend. Obviously, I am now very disappointed. A pox on all spammers! May all their children have small penises - even the girls!