Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
gaaneden

Hmmm

"Self, didn't I say I needed to get to bed earlier?"

"Yep."

"It's 2am. That's not earlier."

"It is from a certain point of view."

"Screw you. You know what I mean."

"Now that you mentioned it, the vibrator is next to the bed... where you should be right now."

"Bitch."

"Yep. Now, go to bed."

*mutter*

"Love ya." *mwah*
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