Original meme: If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bedpost, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
My version AKA the subbie version AKA the "DO ME, Dammit" Queen version: If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take you, strip you naked, tie you to a bedpost, lick you until you scream, then fuck you until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.