...Holly or Dora - you only know me from the Unknown Armies and Revelations LARPs.
...Jennifer or Jenn - you are a friend of mine in real life.
...Missy - you are a member of my immediate family.
...Jenny - you are one of the Russians on my team and that's the only reason you get away with it.
...GaanEden - you only know me on Live Journal.
...Eden - you know me from the CA BDSM scene or my erotic writing.
...JennEden - you are part of the Education hill group and it is an easy way to distinguish WHICH Jenn is being spoken to or about.
...Darlin' - you are one of two men named James.
...Miss Brozek - you know me professionally and enough not to mangle my last name.
...Miss Procheck - you are a telemarketer who has mangled my last name.
...Starkytten or Elea - you know me from the various online MU*s I used to frequent.
...JL - you are my mom being affectionate.
...Auntie - you are one of my two nieces.
I don't know what's gotten into me this time around on my cycle but I sure as heck know what's coming out of me. With the amount of crap being expelled from me, I should lose a whole lot of weight this week.
As a side note, I don't know about you all but I feel terribly guilty when I'm in the bathroom and I hear someone come in to brush their teeth while my butt is exploding. I know if I can smell their toothpaste, they certainly can smell what's coming out of me. Just the idea of that makes me cringe.