Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,

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Super powers

You know what I've decided? I've decided it's about time for my cat super powers to emerge. I deserve them. I did get mauled by my cat, after all. A cat, I might add, is basically of unknown origin who occasionally seems to be possessed by aliens. Though, I don't think I want the ultimate hair shedding power nor the hacks up a deadly hairball power as suggested by vmurther. On the other hand, toxic cat piss that kills at 50 paces might come in handy around here. Especially at meetings. No, I'm talking about the super leaping, sharp claws, night vision, super speed, super strength, go where I'm not supposed to be and look damn cute doing it kind of powers. What do you say, Universe? Give a gal a hand?

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