You know, I love it when people just get it. On the way to REI, we picked up a friend of Heather's. He wanted to know what we were doing. We explained what (titanium sporks) and why (the coming apocalypse) and he said, "Oh. So, you can have soup or poke somebody's eye out. Cool."
After that, on the way to REI, Heather uttered the phrase "Titanium battle sporks." This phrase will be forever etched into my mind.