Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,

I hate my life...

10 minutes after I've taken some headache medicine and gone to bed, my toliet starts to gurgle... loudly. Then, it flushes itself and floods my bathroom. I get it to stop my taking the lid off and pressing down on the stopper to the tank. That worked but I have an inch of standing water in my bathroom...

10 minutes later, after I've called emergency maintainence and used EVERY towel in my house to start mopping up the mess, I remember I don't actually have a mop, yet. Fuck.

The maintainence guy should be here any minute now.

The toliet looks fine to me. Only, now there are disturbing gurgles coming from my bathroom sink...

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