So, taking a page from deyo, I went back to the original crush meme and zeroed out all of my crushes save for my best guy because it's not like that one wasn't obvious. I zeroed it out because I couldn't remember who I crushed on or why. Later today, I might go back and update it with some real answers, just for grins. More likely, I'll just post my "crushes" in a locked post for everyone to see. Most of them are pretty obvious.
Also, I decided to post the appropriate link for others like me who want to modify or zero out their answers, could.
[Edit: I will not be looking at or filling out that Crush Meme at all. I let my QA nature take over and started messing with it. From there, I discovered I could log in as ANYONE WITH AN LJ and randomly fill out the crush questionaire. Seriously, I logged in as one of my friends [who NEVER does quizzes], messed around and saved the results. I haven't seen crush meme results updating, yet... but there may be a lag between databases.]