Me: *walking by the CSG room*
Him: Lori! Lori! I'm about to send to you off an email about [product X].
Me: *coming back* I'm Jenn. Did you want me or Lori?
Him: I'm sorry! I want you. I'm sending you an email about [product X]...
Me: *blank stare*
Him: Didn't you come and ask me about [product X]?
Me: No. Sorry.
Him: Oh, gosh. It must have been Jenn. I'm sorry.
Me: I'm Jenn!
Others: *laughter*
Him: *ack* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You two should not be allowed to stay in the same office! Yes, it's Lori I want. Sorry.
Me: Ok. Me - black hair. Lori - red hair.
Others: *laughter*
People seem to think that she and I are the same person and have the same knowledge because we sit in the same office. Not true but people do not want to believe this.