August 13th, 2011


Conversations with the Husband

*watching the groceries we bought go down the line*

"You know, that's got to look weird."


"The 2 jars of baby food and 7 cans of cat food. People must wonder about us."

"Why? It's clear that we're fattening up the baby to feed to the cats."


"Or that we're fattening up the cats to feed to the baby."

"I wouldn't do that to my kitties. And we don't have a baby."

"I know."

"I love you."