March 8th, 2010

Married

Conversations with the Husband

Noticing how cold it was, and remembering the conversation, I said, "During the retreat, we had a conversation about what it would be like if a woman's breasts reacted like a man's balls.

"Heh, that's funny."

"You know...how they would shrink when frightened or hurt and grow when excited or pleased."

"How did you guys get on the topic of… what am I talking about? You're writers. You guys talk about the craziest stuff. I suppose it just came up." Pause. "Ba-da-ching."

"Ba-da-ching, indeed." Pause. "I have no idea how it came up."