August 5th, 2009

Married

Conversations with the Husband

"I'm so much better than I was but I could do without the coughing and the random bouts of nausea…and the first person who mentions the word 'pregnant' to me gets shot."

"I'll buy you a gun, honey."

"That's why I love you."

"Or at least bring you my pistol crossbow."

"And that's why I married you."

"Yep."

"What time do you want the alarm clock set for?"

"The usual."

"Ok."