December 24th, 2008

Married

Conversations with the Husband

Him: "Holy crap, that is some cold snow."

Me: "Um, yeah, honey. Snow is cold."

"No, this is really cold snow. Cold-cold snow."

"Snow is cold."

"Yes, but this is the kind of snow that is colder than normal snow."

"What? How is that possible?"

"Trust me on this one. I put my hands in it. It's extra cold snow."

"I'm not putting my hands in the snow."

"I know. I don't want you to. This is really cold snow."

"Whatever. Weirdo."