Apocalypse Girl

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Note: We are still having the Orphans Christmas for people who brave the snow. We have extra blankets and LOTS of sleeping room and LOTS of food for people who end up spending the night.

Him: "Holy crap, that is some cold snow."

Me: "Um, yeah, honey. Snow is cold."

"No, this is really cold snow. Cold-cold snow."

"Snow is cold."

"Yes, but this is the kind of snow that is colder than normal snow."

"What? How is that possible?"

"Trust me on this one. I put my hands in it. It's extra cold snow."

"I'm not putting my hands in the snow."

"I know. I don't want you to. This is really cold snow."

"Whatever. Weirdo."