March 29th, 2008

Hear Me Purr

Conversations with the kittens

Oh, hello Isis.

Yes, you are cute but I'm working right now.

No, it isn't time to play the "jump on Mom's shoulder" game.

Repeat x 5.

Oh, all right. Just a couple of pets.

No, you cannot shove your head up my nose. Really. It won't fit. I promise.

Yes, my chest is comfy and soft. Jeff likes it too but I really don't want you making a habit of sitting there. Right now, you're only three pounds or so and you fit. In a year, you'll be at least 11 or 12 pounds and it won't be comfortable.

I don't care if Esme does it. I'm usually laying back on the bed or on a chair and not ... oooof!

Ok. Playtime is done. I have to work.

Down.

No, down.

Down, down, down, down, down! Don't make me get the squirt bottle!

Ok. Thank you.

*pause*

Oh, hello Pharaoh.

Yes, you are cute but I'm working right now.

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