February 7th, 2006

Impossibly geeky

Vin Diesel and Shadowrun...

Too good to let go without archiving. Mmmmm. Vin Diesel.

  • Vin Diesel is neither Mundane nor Awakened. He is Awesome.

  • The Desert Wars were started by Vin Diesel.

  • Vin Diesel invented NERPS only to eat them.

  • When an elf dies in the woods and no one is there to hear it, Vin Diesel hears it.

  • Vin Disel does not cut his hair. Ever. His hair is simply too afraid of him to grow.

  • Universal Omnitech and Aztechnology had a falling out because they realized that they could not share Vin Diesel.

  • Vin Diesel once beat Final Magecraft without even touching his Commlink. He just yelled at his trid in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

  • Vin Diesel once had himself DikotedTM, but had the process reversed when he realized it was making him soft.

  • Nebis once made a bet with Vin Diesel for all the souls of mankind. Vin Diesel still hasn't decided what to do with all the souls.

  • Vin Diesel doesn't need enhanced articulation. He can already bite all ten toenails at once.

  • It takes 14 Control Actions spells to make Vin Diesel smile, but only one to make him destroy an orphanage.

  • Ares has successfully gotten the UCAS congress off their back by demonstrating that guns do not kill people. Vin Diesel kills people.

  • People thought that Vin Diesel sweated Plastisteel Catalizer for years. After chemical testing, it turns out that he's just really strong.