Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Unbelievable

There are days when I'm amazed at the audacity of some people on the net. I had an email exchange this morning with a "Master B" who had some very specific thoughts on what I was like and what I should like. My personal private comments in bold.

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eden
I like your writing very much. I also think you are very attractiv and would like to see more pictures of you. It would be sensational if you would let your hair grow much longer and we could see that progress.

Finally I think you are seeking to be in a submissive relationship and hope you will be open enough to explore that without initially placing on it too many limits. Don't be timid. Your adventurousness will be enormously rewarding if you invest yourself honestly and fully.

Master B.

Strike one for B. He automatically lower-cased my name. I understand in netspeak, that indicates the submissive but I don't know this guy. He has no right be using such customs with me. Strike two. I'm interested in why he assumes I am seeking to be in a submissive relationship. Hell, how does he know I'm not in one already? Strike three. Don't you dare tell me something like you should be in a relationship but don't put too many limits on it.

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Thank you for your compliments, William. Might I ask which one of my websites you are complimenting my work from?

Thank you,
Eden

As you can see, my response is cordial and polite. I used his full name from his email header. I figured that would give him a clue. Also, knowing which one of my websites he was coming from would hopefully tell me more about this guy's POV.

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eden- Starkitten's electronic vanity plate. How has Atkins worked for you. I've dropped 22 pounds on my own just by walking daily. What do you think of my observations/suggestions?

B.

Grrr. Again with the name. I'm surprised he got this impression of me from my vanilla website. I know you can't get to the *ahem* portion of things directly. I can only assume that he read some of my poetry where my submissive side shows.

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Atkins does well for me when I am strict on it. I've lost about 60 pounds so far and I walk 3-5 times a week. It's interesting that you picked up on my submissive nature from my main vanilla website. Most people find my Gor site and think that is me through and through. It's not. Actually, I am a switch.

Eden

Hint. Hint. Switch, buddy. That means dominant AND submissive.

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e- Good for you. Can we see some pictures? And what about letting your hair get longer?
B.

We who? You and the mouse in your pocket? Why the hell do I want to show you more pictures of me. There are plenty online. And what's with this fixation on my hair?

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Who is "we"?
Eden

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e- Those of us who enjoy your site. Or a more elite group if you want more privacy- or one-to-one if that interests you. Can you respond to my other questions/comments?
B.

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Which comments/questions do you want direct answers to?
Eden

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e-

Your feelings about being submissive/in bondage. The length of your hair. Whether you're willing to share or exchange photos-of you or of others. If you're open to exploring your submissive side in e-mails with me. Or on the phone?

B.

*COUGH* Hello? Um. Yeah. Is that what this is all about? You trying to get your rocks off with someone you've assumed is submissive and will immediately conceed to your oh-SO-manly will because you stuck the word "Master" in front of your initial? Oh, yeah. I want to email you and call you. Uh-huh.

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Ah, no thank you. I don't know you. I'm not interested in such correspondence. I only explore such intimate things with those I know and trust.

Have a good day,
Eden

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. Buh-bye.

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Unsurprisingly, "Master B" hasn't written me back. Guess he went on to someone more malleable and impressed by his big, manly "Master" title.
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