Husband: "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just fun."
Me: *blink*blink* "Wait, what?"
Husband: "Thinking up my new Shadowrun character."
Me: "I married the right guy."
*Something downstairs falls over* Me: You hear that? Him: No, but I'm going to check it out...naked. Me: You are a cliche. Him: I'm a guy.…
Him: *massive belch* Me: So say we all. Him: In accordance with the prophecy. Me: With an AK-47. Him: And then the murders started? Me: And then…
Me: "Ow." Jeff: "I didn't touch your wrist." Me: "I know. But, the the inner wrist is an erogenous zone." Jeff:…