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Conversations with the Husband

Me: "Ow."

Jeff: "I didn't touch your wrist."

Me: "I know. But, the the inner wrist is an erogenous zone."

Jeff: "So, it was a painfully erotic tattoo?"

Me: "Oh no. This was breathing heaving, wiggling toes, squeezing my jeans to distract myself."

Jeff: "You know, all of those things sound erotic."

Me: "..."

Me: "Point conceded but it was not an erotic tattoo. It hurt."

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baronlaw
Feb. 17th, 2015 09:59 pm (UTC)
chuckle. :)
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