Me: Looks like we’re both going to get a lot of vitamin D today.
Him: That’s what she said!
Me: *confused look*
Him: No? Doesn’t work?
Me: *long pause* Oh! Okay. I get it. *pause* Actually, that was pretty clever. I suppose, if I were a guy, I would’ve gotten it immediately.
Me: My first thought was: “Does semen have vitamin D? It thought it was protein.”
Him: Protein and enzymes and all that good stuff. It could have vitamin D.
Me: I was the wrong audience for that one.
Him: Yeah. Still love me?
Me: Of course.