"You know, that's got to look weird."
"What?"
"The 2 jars of baby food and 7 cans of cat food. People must wonder about us."
"Why? It's clear that we're fattening up the baby to feed to the cats."
*laughter*
"Or that we're fattening up the cats to feed to the baby."
"I wouldn't do that to my kitties. And we don't have a baby."
"I know."
"I love you."
