Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Conversations with the Husband

*watching the groceries we bought go down the line*

"You know, that's got to look weird."

"What?"

"The 2 jars of baby food and 7 cans of cat food. People must wonder about us."

"Why? It's clear that we're fattening up the baby to feed to the cats."

*laughter*

"Or that we're fattening up the cats to feed to the baby."

"I wouldn't do that to my kitties. And we don't have a baby."

"I know."

"I love you."
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