Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,

Conversations with the Husband

"I think if I turn right, the restaurant we want is just up here."

"If you're not right, I'm going to eat your cookies."

"If I am right, you can still eat my cookies."

"Not if the restaurant is there and we're gonna have dinner."


Drove by the restaurant to discover not only is it closed, the building is for sale. We decide to have dinner after we get back to the mainland. We go our merry way and get on the ferry. As the ferry is docking…

"Oh, damn. I forgot to eat your cookies."

"And that's what she said."

"Indeed I did."
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