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Conversations with the Kittens

You won't like this. It's bread.

No, really, you won't like it. It's not meat.

No. Bread is not meat.

I know you want it. But it's not meat.


All right. There you go.

Told ya.

NO. It still isn't meat. It's still bread. You didn't eat the last piece I gave you.


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Mar. 21st, 2011 09:22 pm (UTC)
I have that conversation with the dogs.

Me: It's not meat.

Dogs: Sad Puppy Eyes

Me: Seriously it's an olvie, not puppy food.

Dogs: More sad puppy eyes and sitting tail wags.

Me: Everytime I give you one of these you spit it out!

Dogs: Plllllleeeeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee.

Me: Fine, one for you, one for you.

Dogs: *Catch* *Mouth* *Spit*

Me: Told you so!

Dogs: Sad puppy eye attack.
Mar. 21st, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)
Yes, I have this problem too. It's a common conversation.
Mar. 21st, 2011 11:42 pm (UTC)
Me: Applying moisturizer.

Cat: Sniffing container.

Me: Stay out of that.

Cat: Uncomprehending look.

Me: Turning to look for something in the medicine cabinet.

Cat: Lapping sound.

Me: Hey! Get out of that! Pulling cat off counter.

Wouldn't have minded it much but at the time it was a very expensive prescription moisturizer, and probably not all that healthy for cats to ingest either.
Mar. 21st, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
me:yes, it has chicken in it. I know you can smell it. But it's PASTA SAUCE.
cats: but but but we smell CHICKEN.
me: yes, it has chicken IN IT. It's shredded into the sauce.
cats: but but but but... you can pull it out for us, can't you?
me:NO I CAN'T!
cats: [big-eyed look] But you LOVE US... and we can smell CHICKEN...

Mar. 22nd, 2011 03:23 pm (UTC)
Incident with cat and 4 year old daughter:

“Why did you throw your donut on the floor?”

“Fox (the cat) did it?”

“Don't blame the kitty. Have another, but stay at the table with it.”

(I go to finish shaving... I hear, “Kitty, no.”)

Come out and the cat is dragging the donut away like a kill. He growls when I take it from him.

I apologize to my girl.

Turns out the cat has a sweet-tooth for pastries.

Cats are crazy. \\^..^//
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