Jennifer (gaaneden) wrote,
Jennifer
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Stranger Than Fiction

I just got the most messed up voicemail from a restricted number. It was static-filled and hard to understand. It also sounds a little like it is a hospital. There are clearly people in the background. The caller, I think, sounds like an old woman. Heather thinks the caller sounds like a kid.

Here's the message: "My name is...[garbled] and I want my family back. Give me back my family. I need them now. Give them back!"

I think the name the caller is saying is "Harrison Ford." Seriously.

I can't make this crap up.

I am the living version of a weirdness magnet.
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